My wife is God's gift to me.

These are my children.  Time will tell whether they are God's gift or vengeance on behalf of my mother.

Since their early age, the children have been supplementing the family income by playing at weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Take lots of pictures when your children are young, because they change so quickly. As shown in this Sears ad, changes are particularly dramatic between 6-months and 9-months.